Something my Mo wrote on Monday, it's called Marty...

If I could I would shop for a body. Not just any old body mind you, I would buy Martin Amis so I could marvel at his teeth 20 grands worth of pearly whites. I would have them extracted and then cement them into a Marionette I have stored away. It would be a shame to waste Martin's brain as he would be by then dead clever, so maybe the Marionette could have it. Then I could sit him Martin/Marionette on my lap and we could have little chats about the beauty of Lionel Asbo.